Posted by Red on August 1, 2015, 10:57 pm, in reply to "Not a Problem, Red"
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Man o man, I stood out on the highway for hours today, waiting for Mark to come by with a ride? No such luck. Although it was interesting with the long hair and Gay for Trump T-shirt.
Some song lyrics came to mind; " It's a girl my Lord, In a flatbed Ford, Slow'in down to take a look at me. . ." excepting it was a couple of skin-heads with Nazi tat's and a bad attitude! ! ! Yikes, time to run? or time for some BS?
So while they were whipping a U turn down the highway a bit I quick as hell turned the T-shirt inside out, tucked my hair up under my hat, and did my best to develope some of my own attitude?
Well, wasn't long before Bubba and ole Jimmy-John come rolling up looking mean as all get out. As Bubba opened the drivers door on that old Ford, out on the ground rolled a few empties, a full bag of McDonald's trash, and the biggest handgun I ever did see! So Bubba spits a stream of chaw, only leaving a little on his chin, picks up that huge .44 mag from the dust.
About then inspiration hits me and I sez; " Sure glad you boys stopped by, I've been chasing one of them Liberal, Long Haired, Tree Hugging, Californicating Damn Attorneys for Miles now and I'm damn tuckered out" " He ran off that aways, he was wearing a Gay Pride shirt or some such." "If'in you all hurry, I'll let you boys take the scalp!"
Somehow it worked? Off they ran in hot pursuit of Mark, and I got my ride to town when I stole their truck. So in the end I guess I still owe you some thanks Mark. You may not be good for much. but when it comes to time for BS, your still invaluable. Thanks again, Rojo
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