Posted by Red on August 11, 2015, 10:57 pm
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In a recent thread about Lung Problems, Mark S. made a comment about my having a "third eye"? I was totally baffled, never before had I heard such a reference? After thinking about his post for a few days I decided to seek help from a friend with much better education than I, a poor worn out carpenter, have achieved.
I turned to a Psychologist friend whom I trust for help, asking for a few minutes of his time over lunch today. I'm not sure I followed all he had to say, but as I listened intently Fred attempted to educate me.
I began by explaining how Mark is a neighbor and friend and continued by quoting his comment. Fred laughed heartily and said my friend was probably only expressing his repressed sexuality and was clumsily trying to ask if he could see my Johnson? I reminded Fred my last name was not Johnson but Colhouer, and that I did not follow. He went on to explain how Johnson was only a euphamism for my male member!
How shocking! I quickly defended Mark and explained he was happily married to a wonderful lady and would never dare. Fred explained that his wife was probably just a beard! Quick as I could I explained Kathy not only had no beard, but I had not even noticed any shadow of a mustache! Again I was baffled by Fred's laughter.
Fred went on to ask about Mark's background. I filled him in on Mark being a lawyer from California who is now retired to Lamanz and asked how that might bear on the discussion. Fred said that even in an permissive society like Cal many professionals had a difficult time coming out of the closet and if I were truly a friend I should help him all I could.
Finally something I could relate to! Helping Mark get out of his closet. So buddy, hold on a little while longer, I'll be back home soon and we'll get some remodeling going quick as a wink. As an old carpenter I understand closets, we can add another doorway or maybe remove some shelves. Whatever it takes to make your coming out easier.
Don't despair my friend, help is on the way. Rojo
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