Instant Classic
Posted by Crocodile Bar and Cabanas on February 21, 2019, 7:57 am
Amigos, Some of you may be too young to remember this, but back in the day some folks communicated with letters. Any of us could write a letter with a personal touch, but only some lucky folks--one, actually--would dare write an occasional form letter to all of his friends in Louisiana while he froze at the University of Missouri. Presenting the Crocodile Bar and Cabanas Generic Letter and Fun-Fact Quiz Customers may enjoy our breakfast buffet: A) Seven days per week; B) Every day; C) Daily We make our margaritas with: A) Louisiana moonshine; B) Mexican moonshine; C) Orendain tequila We share the beachfront palapas with Cafe Du Calcetin. They are known for selling delicious: A) Louisiana moonshine; B) Mexican moonshine; C) Coffee Mateo loves answering questions about: A) The rentals from another business down the beach; B) The best place to anchor a boat; C) The breakfast buffet If you accidentally break a beverage glass here, you will surprise us if you: A) Apologize; B) Say you’re sorry; C) Ask for a free drink Being a Superhost on Airbnb means you: A) Provide great service; B) Offer special deals; C) Pray the Australian customer is understanding when the monsoon drains from the roof through the ventilation Most customers enjoy ordering margaritas from: A) The ocean; B) Bending their necks at a 90-degree angle next to the bar; C) The comfort of their table If you sit on our beach chairs, you will surprise us if you order: A) Fish tacos; B) Margaritas; C) Nothing while you act like you own the place Mateo loves women who speak: A) Russian; B) Tagalog; C) Close to three languages We have the best fish tacos in A) Planet Earth; B) Universe; C) South La Manzanilla Calendario Thursday, Feb. 21--Michel, 6 p.m. Friday, Feb. 22--Kaleo and friends, 10 a.m. Saturday, Feb. 23--Another spectacular breakfast buffet, fish tacos, margaritas, sunset Sunday, Feb. 23--Chava, 10:30 a.m. Sunday, Feb. 23--Oscars, 7 p.m., reservation only please Monday, Feb. 24--Jazzie Funky Reggae, 6 p.m. Tuesday, Feb. 25--Chava, 6 p.m. RESERVATIONS Marcos 315 104 0537 Mateo 315 108 2673 Or stop by the bar Please follow us on Facebook, Google and TripAdvisor and support all the local businesses in La Manzanilla in person and online with a simple “like” www.facebook.com/crocodilebarandcabanas
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Posted by david dagoli on February 21, 2019, 10:57 am, in reply to "Instant Classic"
That was a good morning laugh, thanks Mateo! | -------------------Michel can't play
Posted by Mateo on February 21, 2019, 2:39 pm, in reply to "Re: Instant Classic"
Dave, thanks. Everyone else, Michel sends his regrets. He is ill and, barring a miracle, won't be able to play tonight. | -------------------Re: Instant Classic
Posted by Daniel H on February 21, 2019, 11:51 am, in reply to "Instant Classic"
Where is D all of the above? I always picked that one in school. Didn't work out so well but I stuck with it anyway. I haven't written cursive since 1998, I am sure I would curse a lot now if I tried. | -------------------
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