Mark may need our help?
Posted by Red on August 11, 2015, 10:57 pm 67.142.166.21
In a recent thread about Lung Problems, Mark S. made a comment about my having a "third eye"? I was totally baffled, never before had I heard such a reference? After thinking about his post for a few days I decided to seek help from a friend with much better education than I, a poor worn out carpenter, have achieved. I turned to a Psychologist friend whom I trust for help, asking for a few minutes of his time over lunch today. I'm not sure I followed all he had to say, but as I listened intently Fred attempted to educate me. I began by explaining how Mark is a neighbor and friend and continued by quoting his comment. Fred laughed heartily and said my friend was probably only expressing his repressed sexuality and was clumsily trying to ask if he could see my Johnson? I reminded Fred my last name was not Johnson but Colhouer, and that I did not follow. He went on to explain how Johnson was only a euphamism for my male member! How shocking! I quickly defended Mark and explained he was happily married to a wonderful lady and would never dare. Fred explained that his wife was probably just a beard! Quick as I could I explained Kathy not only had no beard, but I had not even noticed any shadow of a mustache! Again I was baffled by Fred's laughter. Fred went on to ask about Mark's background. I filled him in on Mark being a lawyer from California who is now retired to Lamanz and asked how that might bear on the discussion. Fred said that even in an permissive society like Cal many professionals had a difficult time coming out of the closet and if I were truly a friend I should help him all I could. Finally something I could relate to! Helping Mark get out of his closet. So buddy, hold on a little while longer, I'll be back home soon and we'll get some remodeling going quick as a wink. As an old carpenter I understand closets, we can add another doorway or maybe remove some shelves. Whatever it takes to make your coming out easier. Don't despair my friend, help is on the way. Rojo | ------------------------No, Randy, you need help
Posted by Mark S on August 12, 2015, 11:36 am, in reply to "Mark may need our help?" 187.148.40.128
After your last post, I capitulated and said "well played" etc. I thought the debate was over in your favor. But, now you bring it on again. As Tony Montana said, "you want a war, I'll give you a war". I was so stunned by the subject matter of your email that I forwarded it to a professor emitrus at UCLA. (We have real professionals in CA). The professor said: "I find it very interesting, and enlightening, that your friend from Idaho kept using the term Johnson to refer to the male genitalia. As you know, the term, 'Johnson', is one of African American derivation and seldom used by other cultures. Your friend's apparent need to prove that you have homosexual desires, I believe, is directly related to his own needs. And, by his use of 'Johnson', I can only assume that his desires run toward the dark races. "My suggestion is simply to be kind (and adequately clothed) is his company. He is obviously a confused, probably horribly torn man, trying to come to grips with his true sexuality." So, I will always try to be kind to you and supportive of Kathy as you find your way forward. (I win) | ------------------------Re: No, Randy, you need help
Posted by roy on August 12, 2015, 5:13 pm, in reply to "No, Randy, you need help"
I'm terribly confused. Red is Randy and Mark is married. Randy Red and Mark are both gay and Kathy has a beard - or not. Looking forward to see who survives (given that winning and losing are much less profound)! | ------------------------Confusion ?
Posted by Red on August 13, 2015, 10:08 pm, in reply to "Re: No, Randy, you need help" 67.142.166.21
So let me help your confusion Roy. Both of our wives are Kathy! Grouchy ole Mark has a beautiful bride known as Kathy B. My cutie is called Kathy C. When in Mexico I am usually called Rojo rather than Red, my Mom called me Randy. As for whom survives, I'm a young 65, Mark is an old man of undetermined age, probably like 85 or so. So if I'm patient all will work out. Clear as mud? Stay tuned, Mark can't help himself from taking shots now and then and I do enjoy yanking his chain. see ya, Rojo | ------------------------soaps
Posted by terry on August 14, 2015, 7:05 am, in reply to "Confusion ?" 201.138.180.113
better that a soap opera, I do think Red you being with you take on marks age | ------------------------Re: soaps reply
Posted by Mark S on August 14, 2015, 3:12 pm, in reply to "soaps" 187.148.40.128
Terry: I tried and tried to decipher your post. Even put it through Google Translate which advised me "language unknown". It did say, though, that people should not post after their first bowl of the morning. Kiss-kiss. | ------------------------Re: Mark may need our help?
Posted by Jenny Bolstridge on August 22, 2015, 3:22 pm, in reply to "Mark may need our help?" 86.183.86.32
I think there has been a misunderstanding here. The third eye is spiritual reference. We all have a third eye but if it is open it means you have good intuition and deeper understanding. It is a knowing that does not come from intellect. I suggest you google third eye to find out more. | ------------------------ |
|
|
|
|
|
|